Pickup lines that I’d use on the cashier at the local supermarket:
- Yup, these are pie ingredients! I can’t imagine that it would be as sweet as you though… Where are you going?
- How come you only work as a cashier? You should try out some other positions (with me).
- Yes, I am planning on eating this entire pizza alone. Care to help me burn off the calories (via sex (with me))?
- You don’t appreciate creepy guys hitting on you at work? Why don’t you end your shift early so one can hit on you at his apartment?
- ‘Getting the manager’?! I barely know ‘er!
- Seriously though, I’m making pie.