Pickup Lines (Part 1)

Pickup lines that I’d use on the cashier at the local supermarket:

  • Yup, these are pie ingredients! I can’t imagine that it would be as sweet as you though… Where are you going?
  • How come you only work as a cashier? You should try out some other positions (with me).
  • Yes, I am planning on eating this entire pizza alone. Care to help me burn off the calories (via sex (with me))?
  • You don’t appreciate creepy guys hitting on you at work? Why don’t you end your shift early so one can hit on you at his apartment?
  • ‘Getting the manager’?! I barely know ‘er!
  • Seriously though, I’m making pie.

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