Friday night, however, the mood did sway
as alcohol was consumed to excess.
My own female friend, he yearn’d to persuade
this sweet gal into some state of undress!
Soon, friends left us to sit there in private.
Friend began to puke, for many an hour.
His mess, he left in a shade of violet,
in my bed and my couch and my shower.
For next time, we’ll be easy on the rum
to ensure his delight in Madison.