I’m not interested in running a business, but I do have some ideas for products/services that I would love to see become reality. Please take these ideas and do them? Because I want to use the following:
“Hurry” – A Wakeup Call Service
Who wants to wake up like this?
Good morning Michael, this is your wakeup call.
No, that sucks. I’ll go back to sleep. How about this: a wakeup call that hurriedly tells you that its imperative that you get out of bed. A wakeup call that lets you know that simply walking out of your bedroom can save all of humanity.
Michael! The President is choking on a cinnabon in your kitchen! Get the fuck out of bed and give him the heimlich!
Holy shit! Theres a nuclear bomb in your closet that will explode if you don’t put on a pair of pants right now! Hurry!
It doesn’t have to be clever or anything. Just yell at me to wake up with some urgency. That’s all that I need (but I would like elaborate situations more).
A Treebeard Alarm Clock
Okay, you don’t want to do the wakeup call idea. I get it, thats going to be an expensive thing, so lets move on with another way to get me out of bed… a Treebeard alarm clock. I mean, how cool is he? Easily the coolest voice in film. Just give it a listen:
So cool! But yeah, it comes with a giant subwoofer for under the bed, so the whole room shakes when he goes:
Miiiiiichaellllll. Itsssss timmmmme toooooo waaaaaaaaaake uppppppppp
Yeah! I love it already. Make it, please.
“The Morning After” -A Breakfast Restaurant That Only Serves Cold Pizza
Not much to explain, cold pizza is awesome. This restaurant will cook delicious pizzas, and then put them in a refrigerator for about 12 hours.