Breaking Bad Drinking Game

Breaking Bad is easily one of my favorite shows, so I invented an easy drinking game to play while watching it. Enjoy!

  • If the episode begins with a mysterious shot that doesn’t make sense until the end of the episode, take a drink
  • If Walt Jr. complains, take a drink
  • If Walt yells at Jesse, take a drink
  • If someone gets shot, take a shot
  • If someone says “cook”, take a drink
  • If Walt lies to Skyler, take a drink and feel bad
  • If someone says “Winnebago”, take a drink
  • If someone mentions “Los Pollos Hermanos”, take a bite of chicken
  • If someone rings a bell, take a shot of tequila
  • If someone takes a shot of tequila, check it for poison
  • If Jesse says “yo”, “bitch”, or “Mr. White”, take a drink
  • If someone mentions Combo, pour one out
  • If Walt and Jesse cook meth, drink a beaker of blue curacao
  • If Ted says anything, take a drink and shred a document
  • If Gale says anything, take a drink of gluten-free Turkish coffee
  • If someone says “rock”, yell “mineral!” and take a drink of beer
  • If Saul does something illegal, take a drink
  • If Hank yells “Marie!”, steal something from an open house
  • If someone mentions “niacin”, take a drink
  • If Skyler stops talking to Walt, smoke a cigarette
  • If someone mentions the DEA, hide all your drugs
  • If Walt kills someone, take a shot
  • If someone breaks a cell phone, take a drink
  • If Jesse suggests a crazy solution to a problem, take a drink
  • If Gus speaks Spanish, take a shot of tequila (and throw it up 30 minutes later)
  • If Mike takes care of business, take a drink
  • If you feel ashamed at what Walter White has done, give your son a drink

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