Liveblog: Breaking Bad Sleepover!

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9:55- Mike and Walt are yelling at the lady who sells them methylamine!

9:56- Kent’s cats are playing in the pull-out couch I’m going to sleep on. Good thing I took allergy medication!

9:58- They were about to kill that that lady, but it turned out that someone in the DEA put the tracking device on the methylamine.

9:59- Hitomi finally came out from under the couch! Petting time!

10:00- My eyes are starting to itch. It’s possible that the medication hasn’t kicked in yet. Also, they’re talking about ‘an ocean of methylamine’. Walt’s getting excited about cooking!

10:02- They might rob a train! Looks like Jesse will need to come up with a really good way to figure it out (hopefully involving magnets)

10:09- The internet went out and we had to restart the router. I also ate a banana.

10:10- Jesse had an idea to rob the train without anyone finding out! Heists!

10:12- Walt is putting giant water tanks buried under the train tracks. Time for some heistin! Also, Todd is here. Todd makes me nervous.

10:13- Eyes are really itching. But the medicine is making me really sleepy. I should really never get cats, but I really want to.

10:15- Walt is being science-y. He really likes it! Maybe he should go back to being a science teacher instead of a meth kingpin?

10:16- His computer just ran out of batteries! Cliffhanger!

1016- And he’s back!

10:17- Walt Jr. is being angry in his room. He must be mad about not getting to eat breakfast with his family. Poor guy

10:19- Hitomi’s ears are really pink! Kent says it means that she is overheating.

10:20- Skyler is smoking!

10:20- …cigarettes. But she’s an attractive lady anyways. Also, she just acted the crap out of that scene!

10:22- About to rob that train! Seriously though, these eyes are really itchy.

10:23- Neither of the cats will sit on my lap. I’m really jealous of Kent!

10:25- Bill Burr is in this episode. He’s pretty darn cool. Also, he looks kind of like my cousin Brett. But maybe that’s just because they both have red hair and his name starts with a “B”

10:26- They’re stealing from the train! Todd is doing a great job with that drill

10:27- I just petted Hitomi! Totally worth it

10:29- A nice Native American guy just offered to move Bill’s truck for him. Bill doesn’t seem to be grateful!

10:29- They’re doing a great job with the heisting! Also, Bill Burr is rocking it as a diversion.

10:31- Walt is refusing to stop heisting even though they’re running out of time. He’s so ruthless! Also, Hitomi is definitely not down with sitting on my lap.

10:32- Walt is really waiting until the last minute with this… “GTFO dude!” -Kent

10:33- Success! Made it out just in time. Well done crew! Jesse even fell under the train! Badass!

10:33- “Yeah, bitch!” -Jesse, of course

10:34- Oh snap! The kid with the dirt bike was watching him the whole time…

10:34- Todd just waved at him, classic undercover cop move!

10:34- Nope, Todd just shot the kid. What the hell, Todd?!

10:35- Wow, that’s the episode. Holy crap. See you next week. Also, I still never got a cat to sit on my lap.


The Low-Down on Every Summer Movie!

What blog would be complete without a review of summer blockbuster hits? Without further ado, I give you the low-down on a few of the latest “must-sees” – to use the insider lingo!

Batman: On the Rise
This is probably everyone’s top pick when they see it in theatres. And why not? This movie has everything that many successful and famous “blockbusters” have: fighting, romance, and conflict. In the film, Batman battles an arch nemesis, which causes many problems for Batman. He uses a variety of bat-powers to bring down this nemesis and triumph over the evil in his life and also gets the girl. The many city shots are interesting, too. It looks like James Cameron has done it again!

Bat-Rating: 3.5/5 vampire teeth

The Amazing Spider-Man
One of my favorites! In this instant-classic rendition of the comic book series, Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire) learns to use his newly-acquired spidey powers for good instead of evil and also gains the confidence to be with MJ (Kristen Dunst). Willem Dafoe puts on a stellar performance as the conniving Green Goblin, while his son Harry (James Franco) faces difficulty in his loyalties.
Spidey-Rating: 4.3/5 webs

Hungry Games
In this “hungry” rendition of the eponymously-titled book, Kathleen fights a high number of other tributes to the death – not unlike the Olympics. This movie has everything the book has: a romantic subplot, an interesting plot, and some vivid descriptions of nature. I won’t write any more, lest I spoil this fascinating movie for readers!
Hunger-Rating: 4/5 pancakes

Breaking Bad
So, unlike these other summer hits, I haven’t seen much of Breaking Bad. But the one and a half episodes I saw were pretty damn good. In short, there is a lot of gang-busting and drug-cooking that is a little bit hard to watch, but also worth it. The series has everything: a pilot episode, complex characters I don’t understand, a decent meth recipe, and interesting desert landscapes. Yours truly certainly plans on watching more.
Drug-Rating: 4.3/5 kilos